Just something to show I'm still here...

Ill advised novel titles

The Girl Who Grew a Soul Patch

Like Water for Chocolate Elephants

Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas

Clan of the Cave Marmot

Left Behind (and Loving It)

Harry Potter and the Decreasing Sales

The Hunt for Red Buttons

The Lord of the Rinds

Great Expectorations

I hope to have something better to post soon.  I am Karl Fogsen.  Thanks for reading anyway.

Old poem...

I was going through some old papers the other day and came across this poem I wrote, oh it must be 25 years ago.

I don't know anyone named James Bond but I wish I did because he could use this as his epitaph...

Here lies James Bond,
Not who you think.
Never slept with a blond,
Never took a drink.

Clearly, I was not as sophisticated a writer then as I am now.
 
I am Karl Fogsen.  Thanks for reading.  And quit that sniggering.

Quick poem...

Hello.  Karl here.

I have just written this poem for a friend's birthday and thought you'd like to have a look...

One of my wife’s fondest wishes

Is for me to do the dirty dishes

And one of mine for my Mrs.

Her face to be more like Lillian Gish’s

(love ya hon!)

I am Karl Fogsen.  Thanks for reading.